“I don’t eat sushi”

I’m no rap aficionado, but a post on Facebook had me google the phrase “I don’t eat sushi”. I found the following as a result, and … well, I have no profound comment or snide remark to give at the moment. I think the content pretty much speaks for itself, and can easily be extrapolated to use as commentary on a number of subjects:

Man, fuck these bitch ass niggas, how y’all doin’?
I’m Lil Tunechi, I’m a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the Three Stooges
I don’t eat sushi, I’m the shit, no, I’m pollution, no substitution
Got a bitch that play in movies in my jacuzzi, pussy juicy
I never gave a fuck about a hater, got money on my radar
Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator
You niggas ain’t eatin’, fuck it, tell a waiter
Marley said shoot ‘em, and I said okay
If you wanted bullshit then I’m like olé
I don’t care what you say, so don’t even speak
Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil
That’s word to my flag, and my flag red
I’m out of my head, bitch I’m outta my mind, from the bottom I climb
You ain’t hotter than mine, nope, not on my time and I’m not even trying
Whats poppin’ slime? Nothin’ five, and if they trippin’ fuck ‘em five
I ain’t got no time to shuck and jive, these niggas as sweet as pumpkin pie
Ciroc and Sprite on a private flight, bitch I been tight since Guiding Light
And my pockets right, and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy’s dead
You faggots scared cause I’m too wild, been here for a while
I was like fuck trial I puts it down
I’m so Young Money, if you got eyes look at me now, bitch

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  • Anon

    “What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!”

    Yeah, everybody’s an artist and all cultures are equal.

    • honkymomfucker

      All cultures are equal, you’re right but lil wayne is not an artist. Sorry. At least half of what you said is right.

  • kasper

    Thats a lil wayne text dumbass!!

    • http://kevinislaughter.com Kevin I. Slaughter

      Brilliant rejoinder. I misattribute this semi-literate ape-speak and _I_ am the dumbass? Brilliant.

    • http://www.kevinislaughter.com/ Kevin I. Slaughter

      Brilliant rejoinder. I misattribute this semi-literate ape-speak and _I_ am the dumbass? Brilliant.