AFRICA ADDIO :: Vice Travel Guide to Liberia

I’ve been very impressed with the Vice Travel Guide series… they’re currently unveiling “The Vice Travel Guide to Liberia” and it’s as terrible as one might expect, if your expectations are like mine. The videos are fairly short, 5-6 minutes a piece. I’d like to be able to wait until all of them are released, but I watched the first and was locked in.

4 of 8 episodes have been released as of this posting, I’ll try to come back and update when more have been released…

(UPDATE: 8 of 8 have been released)

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Welcome to The Vice Guide to Liberia. In this eight-part series, VBS travels to West Africa to rummage through the messy remains of a country ravaged by 14 years of civil war. Despite the United Nation’s eventual intervention, most of Liberia’s young people continue to live in abject poverty, surrounded by filth, drug addiction, and teenage prostitution. The former child soldiers who were forced into war have been left to fend for themselves, the murderous warlords who once led them in cannibalistic rampages have taken up as so-called community leaders, and new militias are lying in wait for the opportunity to reclaim their country from a government they rightly mistrust. America’s one and only foray into African colonialism is keeping a very uneasy peace indeed. In Part 1, Vice’s own Shane Smith provides a brief history lesson and some essential context for understanding what caused Liberia’s civil war and how things got so bad. Liberia was originally planned and founded as a homeland for former slaves back in 1821. But fast forward a bunch of years and a military coup and you find the First Liberian Civil War in 1989: yet another third-world regime change in which the US-backed opposition, led by Charles Taylor, overthrows a government unfriendly to US interests. Once in power, Taylor’s corrupt, dysfunctional government quickly finds itself under attack by local warlords, leading to the Second Liberian Civil War ten years later. From there things go from bad to total shit.

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While Liberia’s former president Charles Taylor’s trial for war crimes and sundry other atrocities continues at the Hague, the ex warlords of Liberia remain in their native country. Some are harassed by cops; others are hunted by vengeful gangs. The lucky few still maintain control over some territory.
In this chapter, VBS meets General bin Laden, so named to strike terror in the hearts of his enemies. After springing bin Laden from jail, VBS is invited back to his compound, where bin Laden leads us to his roof and tells us about his neighborhood improvement plans. Mid-interview, after a suspect group of men unfamiliar to bin Laden assembles in the courtyard down below, VBS is forced to flee.

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Eager to see what the UN and Liberian government are actually doing, VBS meets up with a local journalist who plops us down in the center of West Point, the worst slum in Liberia. Without any modern plumbing, the people of West Point have taken to using the beach as a dump and giant outhouse. The area smells like, well, a dump and a giant outhouse, and it goes without saying that residents’ health suffers a whole host of issues. Here we also happen on a young Liberian rapper, who gives us a couple verses about the scourge of Africa: AIDS. From there it’s off the visit a heroin den, where we watch a twelve year-old smoke heroin and describes raping a woman at gunpoint. It gets worse.

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Nearly 70 percent of Liberia’s female population has been raped, but that horrifying figure just begins to describe the depths of Liberia’s depravity. There’s also the not-minor issue of cannibalism—specifically, the devouring of one’s enemies. To learn more about these atrocities, we pick up General Rambo and take him to the compound where he once commanded his own rebel faction. Rambo convinces us that the Liberian rebels who lay in wait outside Monrovia could take over the city in two hours if the UN leaves the city. The UN is scheduled to begin pulling out next year.

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Back in West Point, we take our cameras to a busy brothel that reminds us of a biblical-era rendition of hell. The walls appear spattered and stained by some vicious cocktail of human fluid. A fetid air wafts throughout. Bloody rags and condoms lay strewn across the floor. The half-dozen girls on call accuse some UN members of flagrant sexual misconduct. When chaos breaks out in the whorehouse, we hit the road. In the car, General Rambo sends us a text telling us to hurry back to our hotel where General Butt Naked awaits.

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General Butt Naked, now Joshua Blahyi, takes us for a tour of the area he once controlled as a warlord. Now a converted Christian, Joshua recounts a day in the life of a cannibalistic general: eating the hearts of innocent children, training boys to kill, murdering enemies under the African sun. We learn of the secret powers of fighting completely naked and are taken to a spot where only a day earlier an assassination attempt was made on Joshua’s life. Today, Joshua preaches the gospel, helping to rehabilitate the former child soldiers who were most psychologically damaged by the horrific violence of their youth.

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In Chapter 7 of the Vice Guide to Liberia, VBS ventures to a cemetery filled with graves emptied by ex-combatants who used them as sleeping quarters. Joshua, aka Butt Naked, gives us a lesson on the consumption of human flesh before taking us to his Pentecostal church. We watch as Joshua delivers a sermon about his personal transformation from pre-pubescent murderer to redeemed holy man.

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The final chapter of our Guide to Liberia begins with Joshua, one-time rapist and murderer of thousands, introducing Shane at his church and denouncing Liberia’s fair-weather friends afraid of slums and swamp water. His sermon ends with an open admission of the blood on his hands. In the end, we wonder about the future of Liberia, Generals Butt Naked, Rambo, and bin Laden, and what will become of the child soldiers after the UN leaves. Will it once again dissolve into open warfare? Or can a message of good redeem a country that’s been plagued with violence and poverty since its inception?

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  • Pissed

    It’s a shame that ignorant Americans and other people think that this video is a true representation of Liberia. Everything this phony producer showed was a lie. The photages where events that happened during a 14 year civil war that ended in 2003!!! I went to Liberia twice since the war, @ age 22 and 24 BY MYSELF!!!General Butt naked has not fought since 1996, even though there was a war in 1997, 2000, 2001, and 2003.
    Many Lebanonese who had abandoned their buisnesses in Monrovia have returned! There are many foreigners who are currently living in Liberia. The city has been renovated tremendously since the last war in 2003, our police force along with the police force have clamped down on crimes and criminal events. There are about 5 luxury hotels that have been built or renovated just in the past 3 plus years. There is a gulf course, sushi @ the Royal hotel, horse riding @ Mr. Urey’s farm, I can go on. I was in Liberia in April with a 19 year old Hispanice friend, all by ourselves down ‘waterside’ the main shopping area of Liberia. The creator of this ‘Vice guide’ is a shameless dispicable character, who has exploited Liberian issues to make him self seem like some type of trooper!
    And what is sad is that Americans and their closed up minds never take the time to actually look up the truth. You all eat it up and merry in how ‘LUCKY’ you are to stay in the ‘Land of the free’. By the way I’m going back in December, yet again by myself. If the country was so deadly that I fled it once and didn’t return until 13 plus years after why would i return risking my life by myself.
    If Liberia was so dangerous why would a 5 1 110lbs woman with a hispanic foreigner go by themselves? All these events dipicted in this ‘Vice guide’ DOES NOT represent anything about Liberia, but it’s pass nightmare.

  • Pissed

    By the way, the ‘Grave’ filled with ex-combatants, that was 2003, that grave yard has been rennovated and is sealed off. No one can even bury in the graveyard better yet enter it. The 18 ft high walls, no trespassing sign and the current monitoring by police makes it a ‘no zone’ for anyone. Thousands of ex-combatants have returned to school or have learned a trade to better of themselves 7 years after the civil war, with our first female president of Liberia and Africa, Liberia is not the same. That is why Hilary Clinton could travel there this year and 09 and Bush could travel there in 2008. I bet many people don’t even know that Bush went there. And Bush carefully choose which countries he could go to based on how safe and stable the African nations were during his tour of Africa. Liberia was and is safe stable and is moving tremendously in it’s developement.

  • Charlieman

    Great documentary! Good job guys/gals.

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    Many thanks a million and please keep up the helpful operate.