Crazy Monkey

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A short intermission from my missives, grumblings and nerdy digressions. Make way for our distant cousin, a crazy monkey:

CrazyMonkey

Look at him (or her), then go outside and look at the people around you.

Can you still, in your heart, deny evolution?!

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  • http://lordbassingtonbassington.blogspot.com/ Lord Bassington-Bassington

    Good point, Sir. Evolution is a fact. It’s obvious that you humans are a bit, well, crazy and monkey-like, and that this is because of your grandparents.

    Us Bassets, on the other hand, were obviously crafted by God himself. In His image.

  • Nathan

    This Bonobo wishes to reveal to you the naked truth:

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u26/bonobo.jpg

  • http://www.kevinislaughter.com/?fcsite=14044429488732751042&fcprofile=11369017102392399485 Nicholas Towasser

    I think I prefer Mr. (or Ms.) Monkey to most of the schmucks I meet on the street. At least the simian is full of lusty, unpretentious fun. And like the chimp, I’ve a thing for bananas and peanuts.

  • The cheese master 3000

    whats happening with his foot?

    • http://www.kevinislaughter.com/ Kevin I. Slaughter

      He’s pressed up against glass, and they have crazy feet.

  • Curtiszeiger

    Yes.

  • Fireproof23

    Yes since it’s still a theory and always will be there is no concrete evidence proving it.

    • http://www.kevinislaughter.com/ Kevin I. Slaughter

      A common and poor response. There is a wealth of “concrete evidence” for it, and saying it’s “only a theory” reveals a poor understanding of what “theory” means in science.

  • Fireproof23

    You say common yet it’s the truth. If evolution were true churches would be shutting down across the nation. As for you so called concrete evidence it’s has been debunked 1000 times over. Even Einstein had enough common sense to admit there is a god. It has never been and never will be true sorry to burst your bubble.

    • http://www.kevinislaughter.com/ Kevin I. Slaughter

      You keep making really silly statements.
      Churches are shutting down around the world, actually. In some Scandinavian countries there is a push to preserve the buildings, so there are special deals being made to businesses who are willing to move into them and rehab them while preserving some aspects.

      Einstein didn’t believe in a god in any sense that you probably do, and certainly not in the Bible or Talmud.

      “It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.”

      - Albert Einstein, letter to an atheist (1954), quoted in Albert Einstein: The Human Side, edited by Helen Dukas & Banesh Hoffman

      “The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. ”

      Letter to philosopher Eric Gutkind, January 3, 1954

      “I believe in Spinoza’s God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings. ”

      - Albert Einstein, responding to Rabbi Herbert Goldstein’s question “Do you believe in God?” quoted in: Has Science Found God?, by Victor J Stenger

  • Fireproof23

    Try and keep up I said across the nation not the world, also I never said that Einstein worshipped only that he admitted there must be one. As far as anything being silly only thing that comes to mind is evolution.

    • http://www.kevinislaughter.com/ Kevin I. Slaughter

      This was interesting. I haven’t looked into this, but one pro-christian website offers the following:
      http://www.keepgodinamerica.com/statistics.asp

      Interesting Statistics about Americans, Church and God.

      In America, 3500 — 4000 churches close their doors each year. (from the Barna Study — http://www.barna.org)

      Churches lose an estimated 2,765,000 people each year to nominalism and secularism. (from the Barna Study — http://www.barna.org)

      Usual Sunday church attendance has from dropped from 1,606,00 in 1968 to 881,000 in 2005.
      (www.churchsociety.org)

      Only 21% of Americans attend religious services every week.
      (www.religioustolerence.org)

      The proportion of the population that can be classified as Christian declined from 86% in 1990 to 77% in 2001.
      (American Religion Identification Survey)

      The number of adults who classify themselves in non-Christian religious groups has increased from about 5.8 million to about 7.7 million.
      (American Religion Identification Survey)

  • Nicolemonkeychichi

    I love monnkeys
    They are awesome
    They are 97% the same genes as us humans

  • Glorys9

    You better believe that evolution is actual. I tell you, diabolical blessings came to my heart when I read that one! Lordy! Evolution, to me is slowing to a halt in most humans. Other animals surpassed most of us lonnnnggggg ago! Thank the Devil that the other animals were ignored and left to evolve through the human’s horrible de-evolving shame.
    HS!
    Glory!